I was taking a nap in the bushes outside of Andrew Shirvell's residence (it's my God-given-America right to nap/protest anywhere I want), when Andrew "Space Alien in disguise" Shirvell, came skipping along the sidewalk. In his right hand, a strange silver outfit, which was not doubt his inter-galactic extra skin that allows him to survive in sub-zero temperatures.
"Aha!" I said, as I leapt from my protest nest. "You can't hide your space alien agenda anymore, you slimy space monster.
"I'm not a space alien at all. I'm just a normal patriot, who just purchased my Halloween costume early this year," he replied.
It was at that point Andrew retreated into his home after assuring me that "Halloween" was a real holiday, and that he just purchased his costume from "Party City" down the block. Yeah, right. Like there's a city in these United States under that name. More like "Space Alien Mothership," you grimy son of a lizard.
I think that guy has some closet issues of his own
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